Consulting Experts (Mint, Tian, Kiyam, Chance)

Cast:
Peppermint Cordial: Shaial's Cute-is-a-Weapon Minion
Tian: Moody shapeshifter whose boyfriend is in another state
Kiyam: Bloodthirsty demon with a weapons fetish
Chance: Friend of Tian, Interspacial Bounty Hunter




Mint: This is weird. Where did he go?




Mint: Tian? Have you seen my Master?




Tian: No.




Mint: Hm.




Mint: Okay, I've checked the kitchen, the laundry room, the garden, the bathroom... where else could he be?




Mint: Maybe he's in a closet...




Tian: Wait, what?








Mint: ... Kiyam? You haven't seen my Master around, by any chance, have you?




Kiyam: Not recently.




Mint: Arrgh.




Kiyam: Is he missing?




Mint: Yes, and there's some weird look-a-like wandering around which Soren said wasn't good but he didn't say why and now I'm really confused.




Kiyam: .........




Mint: You know something, don't you?




Kiyam: Perhaps.




Mint: And you're not going to tell me.




Mint: Of course.




Kiyam: ..... Yetual....








Mint: Hey, freeloader, have you seen my Master?




Chance: Quit calling me freeloader, KFC.




Mint: Veracity over civility. Have you?




Chance: Just give me a flamethrower and some barbeque sauce... No, half-pint, I have not.




Mint: Yeah, I didn't think so, but I'm out of options.




Mint: Thanks anyway, freeloader.




Chance: I'm not a freeloader.








Mint: Now what?




Mint: I've looked everywhere, asked everyone, and there's just no sign of him. I don't know what to d-


*THUD*




Mint: What was that??